Turn To Crap...

Why is it that when one part of your life starts to go right, inevitably another part starts to go wrong. Am I only allowed a certain amount of good?!

If this is so, I want to speak to someone and demand either an explanation or a refund!

A Good Rule Of Thumb....

Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a God?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

The Trying Rainbow

Things are looking up. I no longer have a rain cloud over my head but currently a little rainbow. Admitadely it's not shining very brightly, but it's there and can only get stronger. This makes a delightful change :)

Leave Me Alone... You Smell of Pee....

It would appear that I attract "crazies" to me whenever I leave the house. If it's not some random mental health patient shouting "HELLO" at me, it's some other clearly "special" man sitting next to me on a bench and showing me his umbrella ( it was pretty standard to be honest), asking me if I wish to try out said umbrella (it wasnt raining and I dont like touching other people's stuff)... and him reeking of his own urine..... Granted it might not be his fault... but still.... go before you leave the house.

I hope it's not a case of "water always finding its level........" :(

Sexy Bugs

First I get chased around the kitchen by two bumming dragonflies (they looked like they were having a wonderful time) then as soon as ive ushered them out, the mighty, ten story high, two buses long hornet comes in.. and basically this guy hates me... he ALWAYS chases me and im sure he actually whispers (well buzz's).... "Becca"......"Becca".... "I'm going to KILL you". Something along those lines anyway, my hornet talk is a bit rusty.