Pat Me On The Back

I am writing this blog under pressure. Don't get me wrong, I had always planned to get on the blogging bandwagon, but I pride myself on two things; my ability to make a chicken out of a tea towel and my ability to procrastinate. As it turns out a family member, I do not wish to point fingers (my uncle) but I will (my uncle) has resorted to bribery in order for me to start my blog..that's right (MY OWN UNCLE!!! OK, so I have pointed the finger a teeny bit) but you would think a family member would be kinder. I'm not angry. Just disappointed. So here it is. Its not much. I knew it wouldn't be. And I did warn so I cannot be held responsible for my lame ass writing. Its always better to blame someone else than accept responsibility for ones own actions I have found. I will however take credit for the chicken tea towel trick. Well..I say trick, its more just crumpled cloth and even then it sometimes turns out to resemble a scrotum. Shame really.