Homeless Man : Hello darlin' you're gorgeous.
Me: Er, thanks.
Homeless Man: You wana go for a coffee with me?
Me: Er, I assume I would be paying?
Homeless Man: Oh forget it then.
Me: Er, ok.
I suppose I felt a tad guilty mocking the fella, but to be honest he wasnt being very realistic was he. Plus, any pennies he had, I wouldnt expect him to waste on me, given the fact that I blatently wouldnt have "put out". ;)
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