Yesterday I started my new healthy eating regime and already, on day two, I want to eat my own body weight in chocolate. Ive even started looking at items and turning them into food in my head like in cartoons where everything turns into a chicken. Im at this stage already... which doesnt bode well for day three let alone a week or a bloody month!!!! Hell... hand me a block of lard and i'll stuff that in my mouth... Im not "precious"
If I eat one more carrot stick I think I might die. Literally.
Ok realistically probably not, but why is it as soon as you know you cant pork out, you want to.. even if that was never the intention.
This thin malarky better be worth it....... Im looking forward to being one of those miserable thin women instead of a miserable fat woman. :)
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