I think, sad to say, that I will be soon giving up on the male species. yes, yes...a woman saying she is giving up, all very usual, but.....I think that I am going to have to as my Karma seems to be shot to hell.
I will soon be compiling a list in the style of Earl to try and rectify my man luck. However, this in itself could be tricky as I have trouble remembering what I did last week, let alone last year...
Weirdly however...I have a penchant for remembering random facts...such as when an octopus gets stressed it may eat one of its own tentacles or the fact that a jellybean takes about 7 days to make. Yes that's right...just one jellybean! They are damn good though.
These facts are not helpful in any way.
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