Ouch

I only recently learned how to successfully put liquid eye liner on without looking like some kind of demented loon. I was very pleased with this accomplishment as I don't feel I have many in life. Obviously, I count my degree as the main one, however worryingly I was probably equally as chuffed with myself when I learnt how to make perfect rollies in my first year. That in itself I accept is very lame.

Sadly I think this eye liner accomplishment was short lived as I can now longer put it on well. I did poke myself in the eye twice the other week when doing it, which hurt like a bitch and gave me a painted eyeball.

I therefore think that all this eye poking has taken away my special abilities, much like a superhero. Damn it.