My sister-in-law is trying to "pimp" me out after I told her that I was off men because there are no eligible ones out there (I am literally one more bad experience away from becoming a Nun). She is determined to prove me wrong, even if this means trawling through her facebook to find at least one.
Out of her 147 friends, she found 2 guys.... both of which she described to me as "ugly". Fabulous. She then admitted that after going through all of these, she could kind of see my original point. She then asked me if I was "going gay" on her. I told her no, I was simply losing the will to live.
She then however informed me that she wasn't going to give up on me and that now she has discounted her facebook men, she will look at all of her other male friends for me. I think she is beginning to sound a bit like my "madam" after all. I told her thanks but not to bother as I have neither the energy or the inclination.
I am however going to maybe look into Sugardaddies.com....just for the hell of it.
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