Choo Choo

I'm going on a train on Tuesday to see my best friend and her daughter. I'm very excited..except I hate journeys of ANY type due to my increasingly crappy travel sickness.

This isn't the only problem though. I tend to make a complete dick of myself on trains. I get trapped in toilets, throw my knickers around the carriage (by accident and they were in my bag, not on me) and fall onto poor unsuspecting elderly people as I walk up and down the aisle. In a way I'm looking forward to seeing what happens on this journey. In another way I'm um...not and hope it all goes well.. without me making an idiot of myself in public.

If not at least its something to tell my friends to make them laugh at me even more. Fucking ace.